Cinema is epistemology, and when one film commands attention perhaps unequal to its merit, it is often because of the worldview it espouses. Is Blue a Straight Color?: On « Blue is the Warmest Color » and Representing Lesbians. Running time What does Blue is the warmest color mean? “When you die in a movie, you don’t really die in life.”When did Blue is the warmest color? The controversial and acclaimed French film “Blue Is The Warmest Color” arrives in theaters this week (though not in Idaho), and in an interview with GQ, the film’s star brushed aside the assertion that the “Blue” sex scenes were not simulated. It hurts.Did they really do it in blue is the warmest color? If you didn’t dye your hair a pastel blue or fall for a colored hair babe after watching “Blue Is The Warmest Colour,” are you even gay? It’s so intense, you just ~know~ some deep lesbian shit is about to go down. Nothing makes me feel more ~cultured~ than enjoying a foreign film. I mean, the tribbing scene is perfect masturbating/crying material.Īdele and Emma smoking while lying in the grass and gazing into each other’s eyes is my favorite song. Some might think French film is slow-moving, tedious, and pretentious. “I have infinite tenderness for you, and I will my whole life…” Nothing captures lesbian heartbreak like this How typically lesbian is it that Emma is still friends with her pregnant ex then gets back together with herġ1. When Adele is deliriously happy at her birthday party, her newfound love permeated everything.ġ0.
The obsession with someone you first fall for is so intense Why is that the single most codependent lesbian thing I’ve ever witnessed? This is occurring in the corners of lesbian bars all across America.Īdele and Emma’s fights are so raw and painful.ĩ. Not to sound like an NYU douchey art student looking at a blue dot on the wall at the MoMA, but it just says so much-by saying so little.Īll lesbian films have tragic endings BLAAA BLA BLA. My sexual orientation is Adele floating in the ocean I’ll, I’ll follow, I’ll follow you, deep sea baby…ĥ. I’m sorry, but if you don’t appreciate this as one of the most beautiful cinematic moments ever, then I don’t appreciate YOU. Speaking of Adele’s mouth, I want to watch her smoking, eating, and kissing forever.ģ. I know this got a lot of hate for not being realistic, but, uh, WTF are you bitches doing in the bedroom? Sacrificial seances? Quantum physics? Save for there being no strap-on action, and Adele’s mouth being the singular most perfect thing I have ever witnessed, this looks pretty damn real to me. Here is my attempt to convince her that it is a masterpiece I’m taking all of you lezzies along for the ride.Ī post shared by GO Magazine on at 6:16am PST My current GF hates “Blue Is The Warmest Colour.”) It just makes me SO ANGRY. (Just kidding, I’ll probably sleep with you anyway. If your immediate reaction is something along the lines of “but it’s not realistic,” or “it’s boring and slow moving,” or “I hate subtitles,” or “I just didn’t like it,” I can’t help but mentally decide to never speak to you again. Will you pay the bill? Do you think Lana Del Rey is Jesus reincarnated? Will you love and respect my big, fat codependent Italian family? Will you have patience when I insist on turning back home to make sure my straightener is unplugged? But perhaps my ultimate deal breaker, my conclusive way of gauging my respect for a potential lover (or someone just to scissor for the night) is how they react when I bring up my favorite movie: “Blue Is The Warmest Colour.” I have many a deal-breaker for deciding who is worth my time, and I’m sure you do too-even if you are smugly judging me for saying this.
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